an accurate description

one of my girlfriends gave me a pack of gum with this saying on it. i still have it.

for anyone (all 2 or 3 of you) reading this blog who does not know me - i am engaged.
but
that does not mean i don't sometimes wish i could throw rocks at my fiance.

small rocks.
pebbles really.
gravel?
ok, ok those little dust pebbles that only look like rock but turn to crumbling dirt upon impact!

what?! i just want to knock some sense into him!

geez. . .

like you've never thought of it?!